Akpos, doing examination: INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS. Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted. Q: What is the new AIDS awareness slogan? A: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death. Q: Why do 90% girls have left bosom bigger than right? A: Because 90% of boys are right handed. Q: What is the difference between a PANT and a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over but when you pull down the PANT, it is SHOWTIME! Q: what does a Signboard outside a prostitute's house say? A: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy Give Akpos a score over hundred.

Akpos, doing examination: INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS. Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted. Q: What is the new AIDS awareness slogan? A: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death. Q: Why do 90% girls have left bosom bigger than right? A: Because 90% of boys are right handed. Q: What is the difference between a PANT and a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over but when you pull down the PANT, it is SHOWTIME! Q: what does a Signboard outside a prostitute's house say? A: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy Give Akpos a score over hundred.

joke on point

Akpos, a Mortuary
Attendant was receiving
bodies .When he saw this
body with the name Mike
on it with the longest
penis he had ever seen.
He decided to cut it off
and go show his wife.
When Akpos got home,
he called out his wife
“Sweetie come. I want to
show you something!”
The wife came and on
spotting it she screamed:
“YOU MEAN MIKE IS
DEAD???”

FUNNY

AKPOS AND CHICHI
Baby U know what???
Hmmm I went to WARRI
recently if u see d name of
churches, Ha! SWeet Heart
even Satan sef dey fear.
Make i yarn u:
u will see somtin like..
1. Nak ur pako 4 Satan
head Ministrial Church of
Fire.
2. Satan ur own don
kpafuka evangelical
ministry.
3. Operation carry devil
nack 4 ground Bible
ministry.
5. The Atomic Bomb Bible
Brigadier Barack Ministry.
AKA shoot d devil make
im eye clear.
6. Satan Watin we do u
Evangelical churchof God
Aka
Satan leave us jeje.
7. Operation No luk uche
Face Biblical Church of
Christ. Aka Slap satan face
ministry.
8. Pay ur Tithe and offerin
church of God. AKA pay
ur
tithe and win generator
gospel.
9. SATAN If u try me u go
hear ween Prayer
ministry.
10. Satan chop make i
chop Bible Assembly.
Aka we no dey find Satan
trouble ministry.
I was shock beyond
recognitn when i saw dis
name.
Hahahahaha
just scroll down...
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Boko Haram Prayer
Ministry Aka Devil u go
fear fear.
Na Den I Tear RACE Enter
LAG In 30 Minutes.

funny

Jack strode into ‘John’s
Stable’ looking to buy a
horse. “Listen here” said
John, “I’ve got just the
horse your looking for,
the only thing is, he was
trained by an interesting
fellow. He doesn’t go and
stop the usual way. The
way to get him to stop is
to scream heyhey the
way to get him to go is to
scream Thank God.
Jim nodded his head, “fine
with me, can I take him
for a test run?”
Jim was having the time
of his life this horse sure
could run he thought to
himself. Jim was speeding
down the dirt road when
he suddenly saw a cliff up
ahead “stop!” screamed
Jim, but the horse kept on
going. No matter how
much he tried he could
not remember the words
to get it to stop. “yoyo”
screamed Jim but the
horse just kept on
speeding ahead. It was 5
feet from the cliff when
Jim suddenly
remembered “heyhey!”
Jim screamed. The horse
skidded to a halt just 1
inch from the cliff.
Jim could not believe his
good fortune, he looked
up to the sky, raise his
hands in the air, breathed
a deep sigh of relief and
said with conviction
“Thank God.”
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NIGERIA @53

From the depths of my
heart, I wish to say a very big
HAPPY 53rd
Independence Day to My
Beloved country NIGERIA!Wishing
all Nigerians happy
celebrations, and a
wonderful new month of
great fulfillment.
we shall match forward ever,and backward
NEVER! God bless NIGERIA!