Two campers

Two campers are
walking through the
woods when a huge
brown bear suddenly
appears in the clearing
about 50 feet in front of
them. The bear sees the
campers and begins to
head toward them. The
first guys drops his
backpack, digs out a pair
of sneakers, and
frantically begins to put
them on. The second
guys says, "What are
you doing? Sneakers
won’t help you outrun
that bear." "I don't need
to outrun the bear," the
first guy says. "I just
need to outrun you."