akpors on it again

This evening akpors was
in a
barbing saloon getting a
hair
cut, while barbing, akpos
saw a
beautiful lady sitting
patiently
in the saloon. Akpos: Hello
young lady, you look so
beautiful. Lady: Thank
you. Akpos: Can we go on
a date
tomorrow night? Lady:
Sorry, i
am married. Akpos: You
can tell
your husband you are
going to
visit a friend or
whatever. Lady: Tell
him yourself, he is the
one barbing your hair. {if
you
were to be the barber,
what wud u have done
to
akpors?