A guy has a talking dog

A guy has a talking dog.
He brings it to a talent
scout. "This dog can
speak English," he claims
to the unimpressed
agent. "Okay, Sport," the
guys says to the dog,
"what’s on the top of a
house?" "Roof!" the dog
replies. "Oh, come on..."
the talent agent responds.
"All dogs go ‘roof’." "No,
wait," the guy says. He
asks the dog "what does
sandpaper feel like?"
"Rough!" the dog
answers. The talent agent
gives a condescending
blank stare. He is losing
his patience. "No, hang
on," the guy says. "This
one will amaze you. " He
turns and asks the dog:
"Who, in your opinion,
was the greatest baseball
player of all time?" "Ruth!"
goes the dog. And the
talent scout, having seen
enough, boots them out
of his office onto the
street. And the dog turns
to the guy and says
"Maybe I shoulda said
DiMaggio?"