akpors and bb

Akpors Narrate:
Blackberry don Chop My
Money tire
So i come Vex Yesterday
Sell am ,
i take half of the money Go
buy *BlackDerry2* China
phone
chaii , headache , infact
Bigger trouble
1.Battery Go full 1min of
charging ,
2, The phone get Touch
screen , Tv , Nail-cutter,
Fire-lighter
and fire extinguisher no
vex
3.i fit write Text Message
with tooth pick
4. When Aeroplane pass e
go Record 2missed calls
5.When Chinese man pass
e go show , One Bluetooth
device
detected
6. When Beautiful Girl pass
e go show …Ur Favourite
Food Found
7.When Ugly Girl Waka
Pass e go show …
Mitchewww Virus Detected
Abeg I dey Sell am.. Who Go
Buy..
Even As At Now E Dey
Show ..
No Jwon Detected..