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A guy dies and is sent to
Hell. Satan meets him,
shows him doors to
three rooms, and says he
must choose one to
spend eternity in. In the
first room, people are
standing in shit up to
their necks. The guy says
"no, let me see the next
room." In the second
room, people are
standing with shit up to
their noses. Guy says no
again. Finally, Satan
opens the door to the
third room. People are
standing with shit up to
their knees, drinking
coffee and eating danish
pastries. The guy says, "I
pick this room." Satan
says okay and starts to
leave, and the guy wades
in and starts pouring
some coffee. On the way
out Satan yells, "O.K.,
coffee break's over.
Everyone back on your
heads!"