the transport

On a passenger flight, the
pilot comes over the
public address system as
usual and to greet the
passengers. He tells them
at what altitude they’ll be
flying, the expected
arrival time, and a bit
about the weather, and
advises them to relax and
have a good flight.. Then,
forgetting to turn off the
microphone, he says to
his co-pilot, "What would
relax me right now is a
cup of coffee and a
blowjob." All the
passengers hear it. As a
stewardess immediately
begins to run toward the
cockpit to tell the pilot of
his slip-up, one of the
passengers stops her and
says "Don’t forget the
coffee!"