story

I was walking across a
bridge one day, and I
saw a man standing on
the edge, about to jump
off. So I ran over and
said "Stop! Don't do it!"
"Why shouldn't I?" he
said. "Well, there's so
much to live for!" "Like
what?" "Well... are you
religious?" He said yes. I
said, "Me too! Are you
Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian." "Me too! Are
you Catholic or
Protestant ? "Protestant."
"Me too! Are you
Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist" "Wow! Me too!
Are you Baptist Church of
God or Baptist Church of
the Lord?" "Baptist
Church of God!" "Me too!
Are you original Baptist
Church of God, or are
you reformed Baptist
Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church
of God!" "Me too! Are you
Reformed Baptist Church
of God, reformation of
1879, or Reformed
Baptist Church of God,
reformation of 1915?" He
said, "Reformed Baptist
Church of God,
reformation of 1915!" I
said, "Die, heretic scum",
and pushed him off.
(Emo Philips)