jokes

Two campers are hiking
in the woods when one
is bitten on the rear end
by a rattlesnake. "I’ll go
into town for a doctor,"
the other says. He runs
ten miles to a small town
and finds the town’s only
doctor, who is delivering
a baby. "I can’t leave," the
doctor says. ‘But here’s
what to do. Take a knife,
cut a little X where the
bite is, suck out the
poison and spit it on the
ground." The guy ruins
back to his friend, who is
in agony. ‘What did the
doctor say?" the victim
asks. "He says you’re
gonna die."