joke

Akpors father was inside
a bus
goin to his village when
he
suddenly realised dat d
purse
containin all his money
was
missin. Somebody had
piked it frm his
pocket.
He luked around d bus,
everybody was calm,
well seated
and enjoyin d ride. Thinkin
of to do,
within som few seconds
an idea
struck his mind...
Makin sure dat everybody
in d
bus hear him, he said:
somebody stole my pulse
frm my pocket. People in
d bus: no answer. Papa
Akpors continued: i said
somebody piked my
purse
containin my money frm
my
pocket. People in the bus
(lukin at him):
stil no answer. Papa
Akpors: if d person dat
stole my pulse did nt
want what
hapen in 1994 to repeat
itsef
now, d person should
own up
now. People in the Bus:
now
everybody lukin at each
oda.
Some murmurin among
themselves. Papa
Akpors: i said what
hapen
in 1994 wil repeat itself
now if
d thief did nt return my
pulse. People in the bus:
now
everybody were serios.
Som
askin within themselves
what
hapen in 1994. And even
odas
are beginnin to suspect
Papa
Akpors as a native
doctor or a wizard. Within
a minute, Papa Akpors
saw his pulse on floor of
d bus.
Unknwn persn had threw
it
there.
Papa Akpors piked his
pulse and
chek his money. Then
comfirmin d amount to
his satisfaction. The
people in d bus were
amazed, how they wish
they
could realy knw what
hapen in
1994 . One teenager, a
very beautiful
girl with a glasses
approached
papa Akpors were he
was sitin
and asked him that he
would
like toknw what hapen in
1994. Papa Akpors luked
at her,
smiled and said: in1994 i
was in
d bus like dis and they
stole my
money. Na leg i take
waka go
house.
Shikena!