joke

A guy enters a bar
carrying an alligator. Says
to the patrons, "Here’s a
deal. I'll open this
alligator's mouth and
place my genitals inside.
The gator will close his
mouth for one minute,
then open it, and I'll
remove my unit
unscathed. If it works,
everyone buys me
drinks." The crowd
agrees. The guy drops
his pants and puts his
privates in the gator's
mouth. Gator closes
mouth. After a minute,
the guy grabs a beer
bottle and bangs the
gator on the top of its
head. The gator opens
wide, and he removes
his genitals unscathed.
Everyone buys him
drinks. Then he says: "I'll
pay anyone $100 who's
willing to give it a try."
After a while, a hand
goes up in the back of the
bar. It's a woman. "I'll
give it a try," she says,
"but you have to promise
not to hit me on the head
with the beer bottle."