joke

A guy joins a monastery
and takes a vow of
silence: he’s allowed to
say two words every
seven years. After the
first seven years, the
elders bring him in and
ask for his two words.
"Cold floors," he says.
They nod and send him
away. Seven more years
pass. They bring him
back in and ask for his
two words. He clears his
throats and says, "Bad
food." They nod and
send him away. Seven
more years pass. They
bring him in for his two
words. "I quit," he says.
"That’s not surprising,"
the elders say. "You’ve
done nothing but
complain since you got
here."