Akpos, doing examination: INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS. Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted. Q: What is the new AIDS awareness slogan? A: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death. Q: Why do 90% girls have left bosom bigger than right? A: Because 90% of boys are right handed. Q: What is the difference between a PANT and a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over but when you pull down the PANT, it is SHOWTIME! Q: what does a Signboard outside a prostitute's house say? A: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy Give Akpos a score over hundred.