Sunday 20 April 2014
Akpos, doing examination: INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS. Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted. Q: What is the new AIDS awareness slogan? A: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death. Q: Why do 90% girls have left bosom bigger than right? A: Because 90% of boys are right handed. Q: What is the difference between a PANT and a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over but when you pull down the PANT, it is SHOWTIME! Q: what does a Signboard outside a prostitute's house say? A: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy Give Akpos a score over hundred.
Akpos, doing examination: INSTRUCTIONS: ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS. Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted. Q: What is the new AIDS awareness slogan? A: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death. Q: Why do 90% girls have left bosom bigger than right? A: Because 90% of boys are right handed. Q: What is the difference between a PANT and a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over but when you pull down the PANT, it is SHOWTIME! Q: what does a Signboard outside a prostitute's house say? A: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy Give Akpos a score over hundred.
Sunday 5 January 2014
joke on point
Akpos, a Mortuary
Attendant was receiving
bodies .When he saw this
body with the name Mike
on it with the longest
penis he had ever seen.
He decided to cut it off
and go show his wife.
When Akpos got home,
he called out his wife
“Sweetie come. I want to
show you something!”
The wife came and on
spotting it she screamed:
“YOU MEAN MIKE IS
DEAD???”
Attendant was receiving
bodies .When he saw this
body with the name Mike
on it with the longest
penis he had ever seen.
He decided to cut it off
and go show his wife.
When Akpos got home,
he called out his wife
“Sweetie come. I want to
show you something!”
The wife came and on
spotting it she screamed:
“YOU MEAN MIKE IS
DEAD???”
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