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Jack strode into ‘John’s
Stable’ looking to buy a
horse. “Listen here” said
John, “I’ve got just the
horse your looking for,
the only thing is, he was
trained by an interesting
fellow. He doesn’t go and
stop the usual way. The
way to get him to stop is
to scream heyhey the
way to get him to go is to
scream Thank God.
Jim nodded his head, “fine
with me, can I take him
for a test run?”
Jim was having the time
of his life this horse sure
could run he thought to
himself. Jim was speeding
down the dirt road when
he suddenly saw a cliff up
ahead “stop!” screamed
Jim, but the horse kept on
going. No matter how
much he tried he could
not remember the words
to get it to stop. “yoyo”
screamed Jim but the
horse just kept on
speeding ahead. It was 5
feet from the cliff when
Jim suddenly
remembered “heyhey!”
Jim screamed. The horse
skidded to a halt just 1
inch from the cliff.
Jim could not believe his
good fortune, he looked
up to the sky, raise his
hands in the air, breathed
a deep sigh of relief and
said with conviction
“Thank God.”
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