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A woman was at home
when she heard someone
knock at the door. She
went and opened the
door and saw a man
standing there.
He asked the lady, "Do
you have a vagina?"
She slammed the door in
disgust.
The next morning she
heard a knock at the door
and it was the same man
and he asked the same
question of the woman,
"Do you have a vagina?"
She slammed the door
again.
Later that night when her
husband got home she
told him what has
happened for the last two
days. The husband told
the wife in a loving and
concerned voice "Honey, I
am taking tomorrow off
to be home just in case
this guy shows up again."
The next morning they
heard a knock and they
both ran for the door.
The husband said to the
wife in a whispered voice,
"Honey, I'm going to hide
behind the door and listen
and if it is the same guy I
want you to answer yes
to the question because I
want to see where the
bastard is going with it."
She nods yes to her
husband and opened the
door. Sure enough the
same fellow was standing
there and asked the same
question; "Do you have a
vagina?"
"Yes, actually I have" she
said.
The man replied. "Good!
Would you mind telling
your husband to leave
my wife's alone and start
using yours."