phone bill

The phone bill was
exceptionally high. Man
called a family meeting to
discuss.
DAD: This is unacceptable.
I don't use home phone, I
use my work phone.
MUM: Me too. I hardly use
home phone. I use my
companies phone
SON: I use my office
mobile, I never use the
home phone.
All of them shocked and
together turned their gaze
at Akpos the house keeper
who was patiently
listening to them.
AKPOS: What? So we all
use our work phone.
What's the Big deal!??