A young man came into a
bar and ordered a drink,
after ordering it he didn't
drink it immediately. Then
a fat, thirsty trouble-
making truck driver came
and drank it.
MAN: Why did you do
that? You've just helped in
ruining d rest of my day!
TRUCK DRIVER: Don't
worry man but I couldn't
just stand there and
watch you stare at your
drink like that while I was
thirsty...but if you want I
can buy you 2 bottles.
MAN: That's not it, today
is the worst day of my life
first I woke up late for
work then I didn't take my
bath took my car which
eventually broke down on
the road and by the time I
got to my office my
secretary told me my
boss wanted to see me
and as I entered his office
he gave me a letter and
told me to get the hell out
his office.
Took a cab back home
and saw my wife in bed
with another man, I tried
to confront the man but
got beat up and then I
taught of the easiest way
of ending my life so I
poisoned my drink and
you spoilt it by gulping it.
TRUCK DRIVER: ??????
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