forgive me father

There's 3 sons of a priest.
They did some bad
crimes. One day all of
them have to drink holy
water in their father's
church.
The first man walks up
and the priest says "What
crime did you do? drink
the holy water now" he
says he killed his mother.
He drinks the water.
The second comes up,
the priest says the same
thing. He says he killed his
son. He drinks the water.
The third comes up
laughing, the priest says
"what crime did you do?"
he simply says "I peed in
the holy water."