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A woman went down to
the Welfare Office to get
aid. The office worker
asked her, "How many
children do you have?"
"Ten," she replied.
"What are their names?"
he asked.
"David, David, David,
David, David, David,
David, David, David and
David," she answered.
"They're all named
David?" he asked "What if
you want them to come
in from playing outside?"
"Oh, that's easy," she
said. "I just call 'David,'
and they all come running
in."
"And, if you want them to
come to the table for
dinner?"
"I just say, 'David, come
eat your dinner'," she
answered.
"But what if you just want
ONE of them to do
something?" he asked.
"Oh, that's easy," she
said. "I just use their last
name!"