Saturday, 6 July 2013

Akpors +20

Akpors: Dad,whats the
difference between
'potential' and 'reality'?
Dad turns to wife: would
you sleep with George W.
Bush for $1 million?
Wife: Of course, I will
never waste that
opportunity.
Dad turns to daughter:
Would you sleep with Brat
Pitt fo $1 million?
Daughter: Yes! He is my
fantasy.
Dad turns to elder son:
Would you sleep with
Tom Cruise for $1 million?
Eldest son: Why not?
Imagine what I would do
with that money.
Dad turns to his youngest
son Akpors : You see
son, 'potentially' we are
sitting with multi
millionaires BUT in 'reality'
we are sitting with two
prostitutes and one Gay
idiot

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