small guy with big sense

Akpors sits next to a girl
on a table in a hotel
Akpors: hello madam?
Lady: what is it?
Akpors: sorry madam ,
just wanted to ask what
the time is on your
watch?
Lady: ehee …now you
think my watch is used as
a public clock huh? Go
away and stop wasting
my time
Akpors: but madam
Lady: shut up!!!
Akpors takes out his
Apple phone and makes
call
Akpors: hello John I just
settled from Washington
D.C can you please tell me
what time it is right now
so that I set my clock to
the local time since it still
reads American time?
*she listens*
Ok, thank you and today
don’t forget to come for
the galaxy tablet that you
requested * she listens*
Since my girl is still in
America bring me a
beautiful girl to spend my
money with tonight Ok
bye
Lady: sir the time is ….
Akpors: shut up !!!!!